5+11 Superteam media blackout, decisive moves expected soon
Even Rolling Stone kept in the dark.
“Who are they? I have no idea what they do,” whispers senior undergraduate planner Heidi Mitter, casting anxious sidelong glances in the direction of The Superteam. “Normally I’m very on-top of other people and what other groups do, but now I…..don’t know.”
A media blackout has shrouded The Superteam in suspicion and intrigue. As of the evening of January 14th, requests for comment from team members have been largely rebuffed. Although experts on the regime believe the fiat came from the top, whispers have given voice to the possibility of a new coup d'etate. When asked to comment on rumors of political instability within the group, team frontwoman Jennifer Livingston only commented “(Sonda and Phoebe) are definitely running the show.”
As the situation develops, neighboring teams are bracing for the worst. “Something definitely happened,” states concerned student Seth Salcedo (M.Arch ’16). The recent wave of anti-media sentiment—most notoriously the the Charlie Hebdo attack—is still fresh in the public consciousness.
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by embedded correspondent Will Green, 3rd year MArch, Architectural Design